my wife is beautiful and she never nags me
a dripping tap she ain't
roast every night
my kids always listen to me
and never ask me for money
my dog rolls over on command
and my job is safe
i haven't gained a pound since high school
and gravity hasen't taken its course
i can eat nothing but donuts and coke
its heaven on a stick
here at the pearly gates
lets ask can we stay
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