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I actually have a pic of one of them somewhere too!!!!!

My old minister, get this guys, before I was a Christian, I was outside the church quoting some Metallica lyric to someone and he walks up and yells, HEY! I know one of the most used heavy metal lyrics ever!!!! And I just looked at him and went oh, and what is that??!!! And he jestured **come here**, **closer**,**closer** till my ear was right up to his ear, and then he burped in it and walked off!!!!!!

At the begining of one of his sermons he got up, grabbed the mic and stated, "I have no problem with unmarried men and women sleeping together"
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"It's when they are awake that's the problem!"

I thought that was cute.