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Higher_Desire · 03-23-2004, 05:47 PM

Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground Beef!

Question: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Answer: Lean Beef!

Question: What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Answer: Tri-Tip!

Question: What do you call a cow that shakes?
Answer: Beef Jerky!

H-D

03-23-2004, 05:47 PM	#53
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Question: What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: Ground Beef! Question: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Answer: Lean Beef! Question: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Answer: Tri-Tip! Question: What do you call a cow that shakes? Answer: Beef Jerky! H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"