[aussiecreeder]

okay its time for another lame joke from aussie.....LOL

A red-head goes to her doctor Ian Smith and complains bitterly whenever she touches anything with her right index finger that it really hurts. The doctor says "Thats impossible but show me if you want." Sure enough the woman touches her knee and yells out in agony, then touches her chair and the same result. She then touches the doctor's desk and she yells out even louder. The doctor says "If you don't mind me asking is red your natural colour?." The woman replies "Well actually not its not, I'm blonde but why do you ask?" The doc saids "I thought as much your finger is broken!"