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Haha! Okay every every YEAR I do NOT FAIL to give you guys some form of cynical stanzas of angsty anti-Valentines Day Poetry, and this day is NO DIFFERENT GUYS!!! OOOOH NOOO!!!

So here it is...enjoy all you single folk especially.
Happy Hallmark Cruelty To Singles Day.

THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
Sung to the tune of
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year


It's the most wonderful time of the year
All the singles are suffring
But everyone’s telling you
Be of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those valentines cards, Flowers
Candies, and couples just
Having a ball
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

There’ll be happy young couples
Without any troubles
All cuddling out in the park
There’ll be romantic movies
Bombarding our TVs
And mega profits for Hallmark

It's the most wonderful time ever known
There’ll be romance abounding
And people reminding you
You’re on your own
It's the most wonderful time ever known

There’ll be happy young couples
Without any troubles
All cuddling out in the park
There’ll be romantic movies
Bombarding our TVs
And mega profits for Hallmark

It's the most wonderful time of the year
All the gift shop retailers
And all the young lovers
Can come kiss my rear
It's the most wonderful time, It’s the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful wonderful time of the year!

(c) Donna Lee, Australia!

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