These were in my church bulletin a couple of weeks ago and are all misprints from other such bulletins and notices. Hope they make you laugh as hard as I did.
1.Don't Let worry kill you-let the church help.
2.Thursday night-Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow
3.Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4.For those of you who have children and dont know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5.Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
6.The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
7. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
I'ld have to say no.6 would have to my favourite closely followed by no.4 lol.