[bilal]

Everyone should just hate those computer mouse that come with all those neon lights coming out of em…. I got one today for myself and now this fu**er is blinding me……….


Earlier today:


Boss: oh yes Bilal, please come in… have a seat
Me: ah… thank you
Boss: Bilal, this is a nice comment letter you have drafted…but , did you read this before you gave me? (alright!..alright!..he didnt use the word "nice"..ok!...but he meant the same)
Me: ahhh….yes…oh…. Yes sir
Boss: hmmm….. well, Ive been noticing, you don’t seem to have that presence of mind nowadays…. You made some silly mistake in it…..
Me: ahhh ( wtf )….I am sorry…ahhh….waahhh
Boss: your not happy, why?... I don’t see you happy around?... is it all about a girl or something?...in some kind of trouble ?
Me: oh no sir…ahh, there is nothing like that… ahh, I am like that since childhood (what the fu** I just said!)
Boss: Anyways, you are not carrying any presence of mind thesedays..
Me: ahhh… ????????.....uhhh…????....welll…..?????
Boss: see!!!... that’s what I am talking about!!!
Me:…. ! …… (I wish I was a gummy bear…)
Boss: Alright….. Check this document again…and prepare all those ..blah blah blah …… and ….blah blah blah……. Blah …. Puff puff puff….blah….. oink oink…..oink oink…..blah blah blah….. OK!
Me: oh yes sir…ahhh…..welll…. ahhh…. Thank you sir……