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Higher_Desire · 03-29-2004, 05:49 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by BearFan) i know i might be a day or 2 late, but i've got a pirate joke...
this pirate shows up at a party, rings the doorbell. the hostess comes to the door to let him in, only to notice he has a steering wheel attached near his genitalia. the hostess asks him why he has a steering wheel attached there, if it's the least bit annoying; he replies "arrrrrrrr.... it's driving me nuts!"

HAHAHAHA

After class, I hadn't realized that my sunglasses slipped under where I was sitting, and when I got up, I stepped on them and they broke.

I really liked them too. Now I'm out ten bucks and have to go back to Wal-Mart and see if they have a pair just like them.

H-D

03-29-2004, 05:49 PM	#99
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by BearFan) i know i might be a day or 2 late, but i've got a pirate joke... this pirate shows up at a party, rings the doorbell. the hostess comes to the door to let him in, only to notice he has a steering wheel attached near his genitalia. the hostess asks him why he has a steering wheel attached there, if it's the least bit annoying; he replies "arrrrrrrr.... it's driving me nuts!" HAHAHAHA After class, I hadn't realized that my sunglasses slipped under where I was sitting, and when I got up, I stepped on them and they broke. I really liked them too. Now I'm out ten bucks and have to go back to Wal-Mart and see if they have a pair just like them. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"