[aussiecreeder]

okay another dodgy aussie joke lol......

an aussie guy recently moves to another part of the country which just happens to be a small rural town on the outskirts of a main city. one of the guys in the town does the neighbourly thing and says "hey mate i'm having a party and considering you're new i thought i'ld invite you along. just one thing there will be some pot there". the other guy says no problem i'll bring my own stash". the guy then says "they're also be some drinking so hopefully you don't mind that". new guy says "na mate i don't mind a drink, i'll bring some of that as well". the first guy says "they'll probably be some hmmmm sex as well if you don't mind". "oh no problem at all, being a while since i've had a route. so how many people will be at this party"? first guy says "oh mate its just me and you....."!