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The 10 Top Reasons God Created Woman
God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
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> God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
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> God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
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> God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
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> God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
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> God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
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> As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
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> Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
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> As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
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> And the No. 1 reason of all . . .
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> God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that"