LOL. It's funny you all thought that. Believe me, if I was going to post something like that (which I wouldn't), I'd do it in the Chat-O-Rama forum.
They're named after all the "thoughtless people" of the world like the dude who cuts you off on the freeway and hits a pedestrian, the woman who put her groceries into her car and forgets her baby on the roof, the one who blames the checker at the grocery store for being stuck in line, and other people like that.
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