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Old 01-17-2005, 01:47 PM   #1
Higher_Desire
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Unpublished Children's Books (funny)

- You Were an Accident
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- All Dogs Go to Hell
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
- Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Your Daddy Drinks Because You
- Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
- You Are Different and That's Bad
- Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
- The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
- The Tickling Babysitter
- Babar Meets the Taxidermist
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
- Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
- The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
- How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
- Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
- Barney: The Prison Years
- It's All Your Fault: A Guide to Living in a Single Parent Home


H-D
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder
Gonna make every minute last longer
Gonna learn to forgive and forget
'Cause we don't have long
Gonna make the most of it

Today I'm gonna love my enemies
Reach out to somebody who needs me
Make a change, make the world a better place
'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late


--lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet
from their new album "Awake"
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