[Bridge of Clay]

American football isn't fun...

First, it's called football, but they don't use their feet...

Then, they got like 5 seconds of action before everybody jumps over everybody...

Not to mention the violence...

Then, they all get together again, spend a lot of time to prepare and choose a play... they align on the field, and bam!, in 5 seconds everybody is laying on the field over everybody else...

That is if the games runs well, with no penalties... plus that annoying 2-minute warning... I used to hate that when I was playing Joe Montana football on my old mega drive...

You should see my friend talking about american football (gridiron! hehe)... it's so funny... he pretty much says what I just said, with different words, sound effects and impressions...