Let me tell a story, friends.....
It revolves around a sheep named SnowBlower-Hall and a shepherd named Robin.
Everywhere Robin went, SnowBlower-Hall would follow....
It got to the point where Robin noticed feathers sprouting from SnowBlower-Halls ass.
"What's this?" questioned Robin
"If I am going to go everywhere you go, I might as well say everything you say, so I have decided to become a hybrid - half-sheep, half-parrot" replied SB-H.
A few months passed and Robin noticed a tail forming on SB-H's backside.
"I have now decided that if I am going to go where you go, say what you say, I may as well do what you tell me to do. So I am now part-sheep, part-parrot, part-bitch" said this deformed piece of crap.
At this point Robin took his scythe , chopped SB-H in two and fed his ass to the cows!
Take Care (please accept my apology for the graphic nature of this presentation)