I was reading an article in FHM today, and found out that my love interest, Keira Knightley, is the #2 most eligible bachelorette in the world. So in honor of her work in Pirates of the Caribbean, today's line of jokes is dedicated to PIRATES!
Question: What is a pirate's second favorite mode of transportation?
Answer: The CaRRRRRRRRRRR
Question: How does a pirate travel at night?
Answer By the StaRRRRRRRRRRRRRs
Question: How long is a pirate's voyage?
Answer: Very very FaRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Question: What is a pirate's favorite month to sail?
Answer: MaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRch
Question: Where does a pirate go to drown his sorrows?
Answer: To the BaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Question: What was the pirate's golf score?
Answer: Six under PaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Question: How did the pirate quit smoking?
Answer: He used the "Patch"
Question: Why did the pirate's phone keep beeping?
Answer: He left it off the "Hook"
H-D