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Old 10-18-2008, 09:53 PM   #49
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Re: The Return of COPY AND PASTE

Quote: (Originally Posted by Sincirr) Nov 19 2001

Cockroach caper

WOW! I had the single most worse day in the history of bad days! Not tragic of course, but bad to boot!
I. Decided that today was the day that I would go behind the fridge and get rid of all the cockroaches and put new baits down, well..........
10:30: I wake up and decide to make a start. No breakfast, just straight into it!
I gets my favourite surface spray: RAID W/ EGGSTOPPERS, a bottle of "nil-odor, domestic cleaner and disinfectant, baits, "dead ends" and headed 4 the kitchen.
Got the domestic cleaner and nil-odor and disinfectant and made a bucket up to clean away the smelly droppings that our little friends just love to make. OK, remove the bin and already I see some; start squashing! Got my raid in hand, see a few under the bottom cupboard so I start spraying; 6 run out + some babies. "I found a nest!" I exclaimed. Kept spraying and stomping happily.........
OK, that part done. I feel fulfilled. Time to do the back of the fridge. Now, I have done this part before and it was rather nasty! quite a few of the little bastards keeping warm behind there, but I did it 3 months ago, so it wont be that bad as I have the baits and "dead ends" behind there, so I proceed to pull the fridge out, yet, once again.
I grab my can of raid surface spray and move around; I begin to SCREEEEEEAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE 300 OF THEM ON THE WALL IN THE SHAPE OF THE FRIDGE (VERTICAL RECTANGLE). MORE COCKROACHES THAN WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY LOOKED LIKE A SHADOW, THERE WAS SO MANY OF THEM!
Hitting them w/ the shoe I had was useless as they would just get away/scatter, so I just pointed and sprayed, all this time still screaming and yelling "help me!" I almost passed out from inhaling the surface spray fumes and was almost throwing up, and I kept slipping over on the surface spray, so I went into my room to bawl my eyes out as it was just a shocking ordeal!


OH MY GOODNESS!!! HAHAHAA
Da Goodness Da Goodness VARMENYS PLAUGES DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!! next time it happens try holy water and olive oill And If That Like Start Hissing Hiss Back they just start looking at you and start packing HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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