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Re: share a joke thread
a lady stops by the local lexus dealer to have a look around. in the showroom she is looknig around and hasn't seen a salesman so decides to look inside one. she opens the door and bends down to feel the leather seats and accidentally squeezes out a big fart.
embarassed she stands up and sees no one around. but just then she turns around and sees a salesman standing right behind her. she thinks for sure hes going to make a comment about her act when instead he very professionally says "can I help you?" startled she thinks what a gentleman not to embarass her by bringing it up. she nervously asks "how much is this one." he says "you may have farted when you touched it, but your gonna crap your pants when you hear the price!!!!"
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