Vin Diesel lines his trombone case with the souls of the damned.
Samuel L. Jackson is the only man to have ever bitch slapped Vin Diesel and live to tell about it.
Vin Diesel urinates 1999 Chilean Merlot.
Vin Diesel spends his days going aroud from synagogue to synagogue collecting foreskins of all the circumsized Jewish boys. He keeps them in an old coffee tin in his garage.
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Lunar Shadow
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