I would like to explain why guys can be pigs, the explantation really is very simple.
When your boyfriend dumps you on the last day of high school before going to college....blame it on the y chromosome.
When your making love to your boyfriend and he's obviously thinking of someone else.....blame it on the y chromosome.
When he forgets your anniversary....blame it on the right chromosone.
When your meeting all his needs and you still find dirty magazines in his sock drawer....blame it on the y chromosome.
When he rolls over to sleep after you've given him pleasure and refuses to have an intimate conversation afterwards.....blame it on the y chromosome.
When he won't get up and help you with the housework cause there is a big game on the t.v.....blame it on the y chromosome.
So as you can see its not his fault he can be a jerk, its all because of the letter Y!
And girls you're not getting off scott free don't get even me started on "mad cow disease".....oh i meant PMS!
