Napoleon - You see that girl over there?
Pedro - Yes.
Napoleon - She came over to my house yesterday.
Pedro - Why?
Napoleon - I don't know. But she left all this crap on my porch. Do you dare me to go talk to her?
Pedro - Sure.
Napoleon - I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Anyway, I have all your stuff in my locker. You should probably come get it because I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon - So you and Deb are going to the dance together.
Pedro - Yes.
Napoleon - Well no one's going to go with me now.
Pedro - Why?
Napoleon - Because I don't have any good skills.
Pedro - What do you mean?
Napoleon - You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Pedro - Well aren't you good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon - Yes. Probably the best that I know of.
Pedro - Well, you could draw a picture of the girl you want to take to the dance, and give it to her for like a present or something.
Napoleon - That's a pretty good idea.
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