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Old 01-17-2005, 05:10 AM   #4
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man, dude, these are awesome!
my favorites:
Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.


3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
14. You can't play two guitars at once
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
21. Guitars don't taste very good.
22. A guitar won't give you head.


i must say, combining 3 & 4 from the 2nd list can be quite painful.

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