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Old 01-17-2005, 05:10 AM   #4
RMadd
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man, dude, these are awesome!
my favorites:
Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.


REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
14. You can't play two guitars at once
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
21. Guitars don't taste very good.
22. A guitar won't give you head.


H-D

i must say, combining 3 & 4 from the 2nd list can be quite painful.
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