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Old 12-25-2004, 10:24 PM   #1
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the big questions of life thread

no this thread will not answer what came first the chicken or the egg? neither will it tell if God is dead. instead there are much bigger questions......

1.Why does Iceland have a mild climate while Greenland is covered with ice and makes Alaska look like Florida?
2.Did Adam and Eve have navals?
3.Why does Adam cop all the blame for the first sin? Wasen't his wife who did it first? Is it all part of a feminist conspiracy to get rid of men forever?
4.If Adam went fishing instead of talking to his wife would the world be a better place?
5.Why do women go to the toilet in pairs?
6.Why do they go shopping and not buy anything?
7.Why won't Lindsay Lohan return my calls, emails or agree to go on that date?
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She never told a lie,
Well, might of told a lie.
But never lived one.
Didnít have a life.
Didnít have a life.
But surely saved one.
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