There are some options missing from the list. Setting fire to his extremities, shoving a pole where the sun doesn't shine, several other things I'd like seen done to him. But I chose all of the above.
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MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous.
SP: Actually, we are setting that up.
MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.