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Higher_Desire 03-30-2004 02:24 PM

Funny Jokes (sexual content)
 
A friend e-mailed me these. Thought you may like them.


Question: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Answer: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.

Question: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.

Question: What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Question: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Question: What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Question: What are the only three words needed to ruin a man's ego?
Answer: "Is it in?"

Question: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Question: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

Question: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer: Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Question: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


H-D :suave:

RMadd 03-30-2004 02:59 PM

:hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol

GeeK_2004 03-30-2004 03:00 PM

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

jimmy2sacs 03-31-2004 12:56 AM

not that funny

hayley 03-31-2004 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Higher_Desire
Question: What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

:laugh: :lolsign: That was the best one, that was funny, they were all funny

Thanks for sharing :smokin:

Mulletman 03-31-2004 09:35 PM

oh God... lol

Redeemer 04-01-2004 12:35 PM

*snorts in laughter* Wow. Amazing stuff. Where did you get them?


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