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adam and eve the "real" story
the current story is a male conspiracy and the following is how it really went down...... ;)
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?" |
aaaaahah... not cool
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come on its funny and it explains why us guys are obsessed with breasts! hehe
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lol. I heard that once before. Kind of an insult to my people, but somewhat funny still.
Also, I wouldn't say we're "obsessed" with the boobies. More like... extremely committed. :D H-D :pimp: |
HAW
HAW JAw welcome to last decade :) |
I thought these spamming posts were supposed to stop...
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i don't think you guys are understanding the point of the joke. it's calling men useless boobs. boob is a slightly older term used to ridicult people, along the lines of "nitwit". imo, it doesn't have anything to do w/ us loving titties.
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H-D :pimp: |
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I think there is a double-meaning the literal boob and "nitwit" as you say hence why its funny. |
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THAT WAS LAME
I think there should be a official jokes thread so these don't take up room on the board. |
I think you should just shut your mouth! :p
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Outta here :flee:
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dude, it's not spamming when you're telling a joke.
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hey if you don't like the threads here then feel free to post your own but until then......
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Cute assiecreeder...isn't it funny how a woman can get bigger boobs to make a man happy but a man can't get a bigger D**K so women still get the short end of the stick literally...
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lol well actually guys can get penis enlargements........ |
Oh for these people who are arguing, for fuck sake it's a joke, have a sence of humor
Michael that was great :flasher: lol |
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no way really..give me details... |
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I would....ummm reply but I'm captivated by the sight of boobies! :laugh: I don't know if it reminds me of milk but like a magnet I must stare! hehehehe I agree lighten up, its a joke and I'm a christian and I don't find this insulting. |
Hey Aussie quit flirting w/ hayley and give me details....lol
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but....but she's showing me boobies......oh sorry back to the task at hand! hehe details? well i've never had one ( are you trying to tell me something? lol) but i know the procedure exists. i can't say how its done but i guess they must take skin from the back or butt and somehow extend the organ. |
i thinks ive heard that one before but its still funny :laugh: :laugh:
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Hmmmm..no I don't think I was trying to tell you something cause Hayley might kick my ass...lol I have to say though it sounds like your bs-ing me...which good for you if you are :wtf: |
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lol i was just kidding around but there does exist the procedure with that i am being serious. if you really want to know i'm sure the good old net would have info for ya. what does your man come up short? ah get it short? :laugh: |
no he's not "short" he's just old...:roll: I think it would be cheaper to get a younger man than it would to have the procedure...lol
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Another change of avie? :) Ah take all the trail you want! :D |
Yes, isn't he just the sexiest peice of man you have ever seen? :D And new sig too, in my opinion one of the best songs on HTDAAB.
And muahahha I knew it would work, mmmmm all the trail I like, we're gonna have some fun! lol |
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Larry is.....Larry is the......no I can't do it in public! :laugh: ;) |
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Yea cause he's a balloon popper.... :) |
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lol i am not! hehe i won't relent to her bribes....i refuse! :laugh: |
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One word for ya....CHICKEN |
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bok bok bekok! :) *munches on one's own wing and puts spices on it* lol |
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hmmm...can I watch it sounds morbidly facinating... ;) |
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