Felt leik I was taken to da other side, I was sooo freaken tired, from all da stress of Dewy, n all...:embarass: :eek:

Why is it that when you want to find your sunglasses..... they are on your head? :P

lol true true

"MOMMY MOMMY!! why does it keep doing that!?!?!?"


- i got nothing

Why does dear sweet Mulletman ALWAYS confuzzel da HELL outta me??:P :confused: :eek:

....the fact that you dont understand that is amazing, think long and hard about it, if you have to, think back to yer high school days. drink a few beers if you have to

I was Joan of Ac in My former life

why do u act differently sometimes around other certain people?

<sing> why the hell did you go and make things socompicated!?!? </sing>

garlic cloves taste better on Tuesdays

Not to vampires dey don't...

Don't give up ya day job mushy;)

toe cheese grows faster in the winter

bum fluff growes faster in the summer

my sweat smells