Guys stay away from the melons!
 

Run to the pineapples instead! :laugh: saw this article and couldn't help laugh and bring it over. Found it in an aussie newspaper......

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts. Sexlogist Piero Lorenzoni has categorised breast types according to fruits. Lorenzoni said a woman with "melon" breasts "likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom like sex".

He said men who want someone lively should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts, pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves," Lorenzoni said. Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni, like pineapples. Women with pineapple breasts are "intelligent, romantic and faithful."

Do I dare ask the ladies to name the fruit they are carrying on their chests? LMAO jk its funny what people are paid to research.........

okay this is just ridiculous...but funny..but how are men suppose to tell the shape of a woman's breasts through her clothes so he takes her home and OMG she has one and he prefers the other...does he then give her the boot?? I see that melons would be a little easier to tell which explains why you guys are always bitching about women you idiots always go for the melons...LMAO

I have pineapples myself which is what makes me a goddess... ;)

pineapples? woohooo ;)
perhaps women should tell men what shape they are so men can know whether exploring the relationship is worth it. hahahahhaa

Good to know. :thumbsup:


H-D :pimp:

aaaahahahahahaha, that's great! i'll definitely have to pay closer attention. you know, just for the purposes of testing this little theory....
goddess, trust me, you can tell. in the very least, if a girl is stuffing or padding herself, then you can tell what she wants to be lol. i'd say my buddies and i, together, are doctors of ass-and-tittie-ology.

lol...are you flirting with me again Aussie??? hahahaha..

I think that is what makes you men... ;)

Do you think padding is false advertising??

yes, very much so lol
to be honest, tho, ladies should be proud of what god gave them, regardless of what size they are.

Ohhhhh...that is so sweet... :kiss: to RMadd and some :flasher: so you work on your theory..lol

to quote Napoleon Dynamite: "yesssssssssssss" lol

well if hayley sees this the answer is no....... ;) hehe
as far as padding goes yes its false advertising, really if you are lucky enough to grow breasts i'm very jealous of you! :laugh:

I was just trying to get a rise out of ya...I know better... :rolleyes:

funny thing is not many girls play with their own breasts...so if you had them you might be suprised what a pain in the arse they are... :)

i could imagine so lol. i don't understand why some of those porn stars get like the 60FFF's or whatever. wouldn't that hurt the back just a bit (esp b/c most of them are fairly thin, like Chelsea Charms)? it's like you'd need to push a shopping cart around all day just so you don't have chronic back pain the rest of your life.

:eek: No, no, no, it's okay. You leave me, I'm no longer your New Zealander lover. :crying: Hehe.

Oooh, what an interesting thread! I'm kind of in between lemon and pineapple :p Lol

Haha you're right. Playing with your own gadgets is for weirdos. :p Just kidding but I don't get it why people do that :laugh:

[quote=- hayley -]:eek: No, no, no, it's okay. You leave me, I'm no longer your New Zealander lover. :crying: Hehe. [\QUOTE]
brings flowers, chocolate........please forgive me for i have sinned! lmao

[quote=- hayley -]Oooh, what an interesting thread! I'm kind of in between lemon and pineapple :p Lol [\QUOTE]
well what do you know the ladies are willing to tell me what the fruit grocer in the sky gave them! :laugh:


hey there is nothing weird about it! hey if i had them they would be put to good use i'm telling ya! ROLFMAO