The "Ask King X" thread
 

i am a genoius, ask me any question and ill answer it in 1-4 words

If you're such a genius, why can you not spell properly?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(please not that "to get to the other side" is more than 4 words)

Do you like canadian bacon ;)

What is a SQUIRREL?

haha sucker

man, I tlel you waht. I'm one dem der gneoius too. I'm in clolge and all. If yuo's so dman samrt hwo's cmoe you anits been asnwrein dem qeutsoins? Huuuhh, boi?

:hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol :hammerlol

:lolsign:

Carl, there's only one King around here, and it's me

Very true.

Why did you invented (spelling !!) this thread ??

Im to lazy



To steve

Because i said so



To juilie

yes




Weatheredwoman,
a rodent



to faclessman
FAIL



CreedH8ter
I have better things


Dan
I was king first



Bearfan
to new to understand


Geek
because i am king




DONE F3W3LS

Well, dumbnut, you didn't even spell my name right, or end w/ a complete thought. Howabout that, you shouldn't smoke crack, didn't momma ever tell you that?

I suppose the smoking of crack is a distinct possiblity b/c, after all, he's a Canade.