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Mulletman 02-14-2004 07:22 PM

For that special someone on that special day! :)
 
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

2. Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


:) :) :) :silly: :D

JenRN 02-14-2004 07:40 PM

LOL Mullet, you NEVER let us down! ;)

Dogstar 02-14-2004 08:26 PM

LMFAO, Mullet...I love that last one :D.

Sheila63 02-14-2004 08:31 PM

LMAO, Mullet. Thanks for posting them.

PaulMcCoygirl 02-14-2004 08:52 PM

:lolsign: that was great. Thanks Mullet, that gave me laugh for the day.

hotforscott 02-14-2004 08:58 PM

That is freakin' great. LOL!

TeriB19 02-14-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mulletman
2. Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming


My personal favorites! LMAO Mullet. :laugh:

WeatheredWoman 02-14-2004 09:40 PM

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Just GREAT, Mullet! :laugh:

facelessman 02-14-2004 10:15 PM

lol that was awesome

Bridge of Clay 02-14-2004 10:18 PM

Bravo!!!!!!!! ;)

Mulletman 02-14-2004 10:38 PM

for those that need a quick pick up :D

HoundDog 02-15-2004 04:51 PM

Thanks :eek: :wtf:


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