"The UN is like a battered wife, the bitch just don't listen"

-- Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

"Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

John Bender to Mr. Vernon in the Breakfast Club.

HHH- One on one, let's go
Rock- You wanna go huh?
HHH- Yeah
Rock- why dont you go and make The Rock a bologna sandwich, this doesn't concern you!

"ell the cook this is low grade dog food ... This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

Al Czervik in Caddyshack

Just a few of my favorites from Dave Chappelle (for those of you who have never heard of Chappelle, he's a fucking hilarious black comedian, got a show on Comedy Central Wed. nights, 10:30 pm est... good stuff):
"Mmmm mmmm, bitch!"
"Good motherfuckin' choice, motherfucker!"
"Sir! I am in no way, shape, or form, involved in any niggerdom!"
"Look here, nigger! If there's gonna be anybody have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!"
"'Hey baby! Stop selling weed alright, you got your whole life ahead of you.' He said, 'Fuck you nigger, I got kids to feed!'"
"Boogety-boogety niggers! Boogety-boogety!"

Hmm, the humor must be in the delivery. I really fail to see the humor in that.

Whaddya think a colonic IS?! U GO RUN YO' ***HOLE BY THE CARWASH???!!!
Nutty Professor

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Mpntey Python- Holy Grail

Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.


*Sixteen Candles*

it is... it's not so offesnive given that he's a black comedian, and that some blacks (particularly those around my age group), though most certainly not all of them, refer to each other as "niggas"... if Mr. Chappelle were white, he most certainly wouldn't be on tv, and it just wouldn't be funny.

hahahahah, that is my all-time fave comedy!!!!!


French soldier: Now, go way before I taunt you a second time!

Whenever Katherine revs up the microwave, I piss my pants and forgot who I am for half an hour.

- Eddy in "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation"

Samantha: I can't believe I just got felt up by my Grandmother.

--Sixteen Candles

"I hate the Colonel, with his WEEEEE BEEEEEEADY EYES!!!! And that SMUG look on his face: OOOHHH YOURE GONNA BUY MY CHICKEN OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"
Charlie's father - So I Married an Axe Murderer

:roll: :roll:



Elizabeth Swann: So that's the mysterious grand adventure of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? You spent 3 days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

--From "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


H-D :hypno: