Higher_Desire |
11-12-2004 01:10 AM |
Lipstick stain on the new white shirt you wore to work when you were fooling around with your secretary in the break room while skipping out on a board meeting and telling your wife you were staying late at the office to finish your paperwork, meanwhile neglecting your four kids and missing their parent-teacher conferences so you could bang some fluzie on a tiled lenolium floor surrounded by filing cabinets and having to pay off a co-worker (who just so happens to be your daughter's boyfriend) who walked in on you and threatened to have you both fired for ruining all the doughnuts in what can only be described as "a ring toss game" and trying to use the toner cartridge from the photocopier as something it most definetly wasn't, so now your daughter's boyfriend will definetly be banging his hoe because of a little thing called blackmail he has on you even though he's already banged your wife and you're still able to make it home in time to watch Ken Jennings kick major ass on Jeopardy and eat cold leftovers for dinner.
H-D :pimp:
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