I heard a funny joke today!
 

Not sure how this will come across being read and not said, but I will give it a shot. If you've already heard it, I apologise, but I hadn't, and I found it pretty funny. I hope I can type it well. ;)

You basically have to tell it like you are telling a story that actually happened.

ME: "Hey, have you heard about that new "voice activated" radio?"

YOU: "No, I haven't, what is it?"

ME: "Well, I met this guy who has one, and he said you just speak to it and it will play whatever, like if you say ROCK, it will play a Rock song, or if you say COUNTRY, it will play a Country song."

YOU: "Well that's pretty neat!"

ME: "Yes it is, he said he was driving in his car, listening to it the other day, and some kids ran out in the road in front of him, and he yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it started playing MICHAEL JACKSON."


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I guess I did it okay. It may not be as funny when you read it. I was in tears. :)

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LOL! Good one!

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Holy shit!!! That's fucking hilarious!!!!!!

haha thats awesome

Well good, atleast I know I didn't explain it badly. I was crackin' up.

Carrie, that's too funny!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LOL!!!!! That's great, you told the story well!

LMFAO!!! :lolsign:

Good one Carrie!

it's only a matter of time before Lech reads it and starts bitching b/c it's hateful towards Michael Jackson and child molestors around the globe....

:roll: :roll: Oh man. I'm gonna have to remember that one!


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Yeah, he and I go way back in the "pissing off" department. It's been awhile since I have made any Bjork comments, so this was long overdue. ;)

wait.... you're saying Lech, Mr. Macho-Hater, likes Bjork? wow...... :roll:

Yep, he likes Bjork........you can't say anything bad about her without getting a lecture. We all got a kick out of talking about her "Duck" dress that she wore to an award show or something and he got all bent out of whack. Then a few months later, we all discovered that not only was she wearing a big feathered duck dress......get this........her purse was an Egg. LOL! I had fun for days with that one. ;)

Maybe his ears will start ringing and he will come see what the heck is going on. Maybe he can start a "Candlelight Vigel" thread in Bjork's honor. I would attend with the upmost respect. ;)

LOL!!!! :roll: Loved it :thumbsup:!!

ehh... Bjork??? AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! : :throwup:

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That was freakin' histerical!!!!!!!!! My hubby called when I was reading it and I thought he was gonna piss himself laughing!! Great joke Carrie

Great joke, Carrie!!:laugh: :laugh:

art major, california, bjork -- makes sense to me :)

so... has he come out of the closet yet, that anyone knows of? seems like the direction in which this is heading..... i just keep finding more out about lech that i didn't want to know!

Hahaha, it was AWESOME funny! :D :hammerlol :D

he has a girlfriend, hes said that. but then half of the young males here claim the same... so who knows

Yeah, we have heard a lot about the girlfriends. He never seems to have much good luck with any of them. Hmmm?

hmmmm........

I heard another funny Michael Jackson joke?

How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

LOL!