adam and eve the "real" story
 

the current story is a male conspiracy and the following is how it really went down...... ;)

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
is everything going?" inquired God..

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real
pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?"

aaaaahah... not cool

come on its funny and it explains why us guys are obsessed with breasts! hehe

lol. I heard that once before. Kind of an insult to my people, but somewhat funny still.

Also, I wouldn't say we're "obsessed" with the boobies. More like... extremely committed. :D


H-D :pimp:

HAW

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JAw

welcome to last decade
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I thought these spamming posts were supposed to stop...

i don't think you guys are understanding the point of the joke. it's calling men useless boobs. boob is a slightly older term used to ridicult people, along the lines of "nitwit". imo, it doesn't have anything to do w/ us loving titties.

This isn't a spam thread. It's a joke thread. They're still OK. It's just like if I wanted to start a Torn Daredevil sucks thread, that would be a spam thread. Get the difference?


H-D :pimp:

I think there is a double-meaning the literal boob and "nitwit" as you say hence why its funny.

No. They're both pointless.

do you lack a sense of humour?......how sad

THAT WAS LAME



I think there should be a official jokes thread so these don't take up room on the board.

I think you should just shut your mouth! :p

No, I don't lack a sense of humor. It's just that no one on this BB is funny...

Outta here :flee:

I was kidding! Sort of, lol. :D

dude, it's not spamming when you're telling a joke.

hey if you don't like the threads here then feel free to post your own but until then......

Cute assiecreeder...isn't it funny how a woman can get bigger boobs to make a man happy but a man can't get a bigger D**K so women still get the short end of the stick literally...

lol well actually guys can get penis enlargements........

Oh for these people who are arguing, for fuck sake it's a joke, have a sence of humor

Michael that was great :flasher: lol

no way really..give me details...

I would....ummm reply but I'm captivated by the sight of boobies! :laugh: I don't know if it reminds me of milk but like a magnet I must stare! hehehehe
I agree lighten up, its a joke and I'm a christian and I don't find this insulting.

Hey Aussie quit flirting w/ hayley and give me details....lol

but....but she's showing me boobies......oh sorry back to the task at hand! hehe

details? well i've never had one ( are you trying to tell me something? lol) but i know the procedure exists. i can't say how its done but i guess they must take skin from the back or butt and somehow extend the organ.

i thinks ive heard that one before but its still funny :laugh: :laugh:

Hmmmm..no I don't think I was trying to tell you something cause Hayley might kick my ass...lol
I have to say though it sounds like your bs-ing me...which good for you if you are :wtf:

lol i was just kidding around but there does exist the procedure with that i am being serious. if you really want to know i'm sure the good old net would have info for ya. what does your man come up short? ah get it short? :laugh:

no he's not "short" he's just old...:roll: I think it would be cheaper to get a younger man than it would to have the procedure...lol

First time free, now you must pay. ;)

:laugh: Well all I can say is that after I have met him I will get back to you on that comment. ;) And btw, he has a snail trail ... so I'm happy lol

You want snail trail? Then give me boobies! LMAO


Oh mini-me don't get stage fright now.....come out in all your glory! hehe My fallback position is its not the size of the boat but how you use it that matters! ;)

Damn it .... yes I want the trail ... I guess I will have to give you boobies. :flasher: ;)

Michael, I'm shocked! You don't actually tell it to the whole world that you're a little prince! ;) Just kidding lol and you're right, it's how you use it. You better have good skills, but from what I hear you're mighty fine! lmao

Another change of avie? :) Ah take all the trail you want! :D

Yes, isn't he just the sexiest peice of man you have ever seen? :D And new sig too, in my opinion one of the best songs on HTDAAB.

And muahahha I knew it would work, mmmmm all the trail I like, we're gonna have some fun! lol

Larry is.....Larry is the......no I can't do it in public! :laugh: ;)

Yea cause he's a balloon popper.... :)

lol i am not! hehe
i won't relent to her bribes....i refuse! :laugh:

One word for ya....CHICKEN

bok bok bekok! :)
*munches on one's own wing and puts spices on it* lol

hmmm...can I watch it sounds morbidly facinating... ;)