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okay its time for another joke at the expense of the kiwis! hehe
An Aussie is driving through the New Zealand countryside when he notices a man doing a sheep. He pulls up next to the man, winds down his window (power windows haven't being invented in NZ yet hehehehe) and asks the man "Shouldn't you be sheering that"? The Kiwi replies "I ain't sheering this with anyone"! :laugh: :laugh: |
Okay I'm going to do another story but I'm sure if it can live up to past editions! lol
Michael: Hello this the Prime Minster of Australia, could I have Prime Minster Ginns on the phone please? Secretary: Yeah sure I'll just get her love. Whats it like in Canberra at the moment? Its preddy cold in here in Wellington hey! Hayley: Oh sorry Mr.Prime Minister that was my crazy secretary, its good she didn't start trying to sell you some of her Amway products.....crazy woman. Michael: I wanted to discuss our invasion of the United Arab Emirates. Hayley: The United Arab what? Michael: Its a oil rich place and we're going to invade there so we can have enough money for our big invasion of the U.S. Hayley: The U.S? Cool so we're going to take Disneyland. I love Disneyland....Mickey Mouse is my favourite. Whats yours? Michael: I don't think we have time to be discussing this, we have more important matters at hand. Hayley: Oh come on....don't be such an old codger Michael: Okay my fav is Donald Duck *does voice* now lets get back to serious business. Now we need to discuss what fighter jets New Zealand is going to require to help Australia in Operation Fair Dinkum Mate. Hayley: Can't we just make love....not war? Michael: Hey now you're talking Hayley: Hey watch yourself busta! I was talking about peaceful relations you dirty man! Michael: Oh so no intimate relations? Man this alliance sucks! *laughs* So how many planes are you going to need? Hayley: My minister of defence thinks that sex will do! Michael: *coughs out water* he what? Hayley: Sex Michael: Did you just say sex? Hayley: No sex.....I want sex of them Michael: Wait a second.....a minute ago you were telling me off for my dirty joke and now your minister of defence wants sex? Hayley: No se....se.....six of them! Michael: Oh six of them! You should have said that in the first place! Hayley: I did! Michael: *laughs; Hayley: Prime Minister did you know I was saying six all along? Michael: *laughs hysterically* maybe..... Hayley: Now we need to work more professinally than this.....no more kiwi jokes! Michael: Oh what.....what are we going to discuss then? Hayley: We should be discussing international trade, foreign debt, third-world debt and other pressing concerns. Michael: Ah boring! Lets take about war.....we need to have a video for our troops with the rocky music playing in the background. Oh Adrian......Adrian! Hayley: Okay if we must go to war, I think we should make Ireland a target. Michael: Ireland? Why Ireland? |
Hayley: Cause that is where U2 comes from you silly bugger! I'm going to take Larry Mullen Jnr. as my political prisioner. We need to have some one on one time so he can give me some information.
Michael: Oh that is just gross! No going to Ireland! Hayley: Party pooper! Michael: Now we are going to need to a single currency and a single capital to save on costs in this empire of ours. I say Canberra should be the capital. Hayley: No the capital should be in New Zealand. Michael: But Australia is bigger.....do you want to be part of this or not? Hayley: Bully! Can we make professional wrestling the official sport of the empire? Michael: Ah its not a sport.....its actually fake! Hayley: Is not Michael: Is too Hayley: Is not Michael: Is too Is not Is too Is not Is too Is not Is too is is is is not not not Hayley: We're a couple of five year olds! How are going to defeat the Eskimos? Michael: The Eskimos? They don't have any weapons....we have F-16 fighters! Hayley: Silly aussies think you know everything.....the eskimos will win....you'll see! Michael: I think you're a couple of cans short of a six-pack! Hayley: What is that supposed to mean? That I don't have my marbles? Michael: Ah...ah nevermind....now I have a brillant plan. New Zealand gets jokes made about what happens to their sheep from Aussies. How 'bout if we took advantage of this? Disgusting men will be lured over to New Zealand and we'll catch them in the act and we'll force them to join the army.....they shall be slaughtered like pigs! *evil laugh* Hayley: I really think our empire should be vegeterian. Think of the health benefits and it will help the environment cause we'll need less grazing land. Michael: What was that? Didn't catch that last bit....anyway got to go have my lunch. A big porterhouse steak! The End...... |
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Dude you are the coolest person ever, that story just had me in fits of laughter, every day you crack me up. Quote:
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prime minister of new zealand as the head of the united nations i demand to know why larry mullen is lying on a table hundcuffed! LMAO Quote:
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