I gotta need a joke...Help me!
 

Hey guys...I gotta need a very quick and VERY bad American joke...Can you guys help me out?

At least I hope so!:bounce:

I know some Yo Mama jokes:D

Go ahead Julie! I'm happy for all of 'em! As bed as better!:D (or how to say it)

Yo Mamas like a brick:) Shes flat and gets laid by mexicans

I got that from someone else here:D Can't remember who though:rolleyes:

Okay...Yeah, that's a bad one!:D Please keep wroting! That's only one, I want more!



:hammerlol

:eek: Julie! Spank Spank!!! LOL!!!!:D :P

Re: I gotta need a joke...Help me!
 

You know how you can tell a blonde has been useing her vibrater? Her two front teeth are chipped....:P :)

Sorry:embarass: I usually don't tell dirty jokes like that:embarass: :angel:

that would be me :D

Oh ya! It was you Dan:dancing: :dancing: :dancing:

how bout these-
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac?


i dont have a cadilac in my garage!


Whats worse than 5 dead babies stapled to a tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees!

whats small, red, and scratches at the window?

a baby in a microwave!

Those were kinda sick:eek: :eye:

oh yeah!

I had a friend that use to tell those kinda jokes all the time

Yeah, that's good Jim! Keep jokeing!:D

Jimmy... they were shocking... :eek: that's terrible, they're not even funny. You were asked for bad jokes, not disgusting offensive ones... :(

Well, I'm happy for very joke...It just have to be bad!

Your moms so nasty, that when you said you were hungry for crabs, she spread her legs

:confused: So, I guess my lil blonde joke wasn't so bad?:confused: :rolleyes:

:eek: :puke: :throwup: UGH!!! EWWWWWW!!!:eek:

Your moms so ugly, she had to pay her pillows to sleep with her

I never heard dead baby jokes before:confused:

Well, that joke is very dirty, but it is that kinda joke I need...Sorry!:D

I want so bad jokes that there ain't even funny...

what has 2 legs and bleeds all over the carpet?


half a cat.

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more baby jokes
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how do you make a baby float?

take your foot off its head.


Q: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
(damn elephants get into everything!)

Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
A: with a blender!

Q: how do you get them out?
A: with a straw.

Q : Whats the worst thing a blind, deaf baby can get for Christmas ?
A : Cancer

(end baby sequence)
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ok a real joke

Johnny and Timmy are 2 twin brothers. They came running downstairs on Christmas morning and found a huge pile of presents. After they're done tearing through the pile Johnny has everything he could ever want( a toy plane, a remote control car, a new toy firetruck, new video games, everything!), while Timmy only has a small matchbox car. Johnny asks Timmy "arent you mad that i got alot more presents than you?" Timmy while playing with his matchbox car happily replies "Yeah, but at least i dont have cancer."

HAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm fucking love 'em Jim!:D