oh and thanking you....glad my sad excuse for humour isn't totally unappreciated! :)

3 days off in a row starting today, yaye!

:roll: now that was funny ;)

:D i dont like nobody but myself :D :roll: :roll: its a probleam but im dealing :D

m teacher told me some shocking news today (well it was shocking for me) she told me that i had missed 80% of my afternoon lessons, i didnt think id skiped that many.she also told me she didnt mind me missing lessons aslong as i am up to date on my courseword so from now on i think ill be attending afternoon lessons.lol.

:) thats cool

My college president's wife had a stroke last night and she's in the intensive care unit and one of the local hospitals right now. :( No word yet on how she's doing.


H-D :pimp:

sorry bro hope she gets better :mad1: pc keeps freazing

unlike my previous joke? i'm sucker for punishment but another one lol.....

a guy walks into a bar and saids "i want to buy a drink and you can have one, so can this guy and this over here and even you at the bar". at closing time the barman informs this guy that he owes $564.20. "but i don't have money pleads the man". the barman then proceeds to take this clown out the back and beat him to a bloody pulp and tells him never to come back again. about a week later the same guy comes back and saids "i want to buy a drink and you can have one, so can this guy and this over here....the barman interupts and saids "and let me guess i can have one as well"? the man replies "no you get too violet when you have a drink"!

I have bought my tickets for the download festival 5 minutes ago :D

im buying my download tickets as soon as ive talked to my sister about it.:D

yesterday was a pretty sweet day. sure it was St. Pat's day & all... but it's also Founder's Day here. not only that, but we're celebrating our 100th birthday as an institution of higher education. and, after more than 19 years of trying, we are finally going to become The Missouri State University. since we're a state school, any name change proposals had to go through all the legislative crap. so this is the first year it's made it through both chambers of the Missouri General Assembly (legislative branch). And our newly-elected governor, Matt Blunt, was on-hand yesterday to sign the bill, finalizing the name change. so, starting next August 26th, I believe, we'll be MSU... or MO State... or whatever catchy nickname they come up w/ to replace SMS.

I'm an obsessive compulsive freak....

Don't say that! :eek:

Easter Weekend next weekend, ahhhh lovely 4 days off

We had this customer at Pizza Hut who I kid not was a tranvesite. I try to be open-minded but the thought yet alone the sight of a dude (with a deep voice) with breasts is enough to send shivers down the spine. I was trying to discreetly work out lol if they were breasts or maybe he just had big pecs and my eyes were deceiving me. Nah he was a freak...... :eek: