hmmmm...interesting, but we aint discussing such topics here right? :psyche:

hehe, bite me!

perhaps this discussion needs to be moved over to the faith/religion section. its a point one could discuss for hours........btw EAT MY SHORTS! ;)

Oh, you have edibale shorts? OMG OMG sure I'll eat your shorts! LMAO :laugh:

but.....but they're made from pork chops! ;)

Oh that's gross ... *runs away screaming with terror*

So are you trying to tell me that you don't want me to eat your shorts? Are you trying to scare me off?!? :crying:

Fine, no cream for you .. lmao

no don't take the cream away from me! :( lol
its made from carrots i swear.....

anyone here know anyone who is really clumsy or are themselves really clumsy. i'm having a break at work and indulging in reading the paper and eating some chicken wings and i have an open bottle of pepsi sitting there. one of the girls who works there comes up near the desk and knocks down my bottle and it goes over my shirt and also the paper. it destroyed the sports section....THE SPORTS SECTION! lol i forgive her though cause it was accident and she's kind of cute! :laugh:

Yeah ... sure ... :rolleyes: lol. Don't worry, I'm loving the cream too, so I wouldn't take it away .. lmao :laugh:

Omg, lol. That was a very clumsy thing to do, ooh she must like you, and she got all nervous and that fluttery feeling in her stomach when she walked in and saw you there! Someones in love! :wub: Awwwww ;)

I can be clumsy sometimes, falling off my chair mainly because I love to lean back on it, and I've tripped over the stairs quite a few times .... but oh well ... lol

YAY! :party: the cream is staying folks!



lol while I'ld like to think so, she is going out with one of the other guys that works there, she's just a walking accident lol. I remember at school the teachers would always try to make the students fear what could happen if they leant back on their chairs. What a load of crap.......

Yes, because I'm loving it too. :laugh: But, for torture, I can say I'm taking it away ..... and I can't say 'if you're bad' because I like that. ;)

Lol that's a crack up ... and awwww don't worry theres plenty more fish in the sea. ;)

Yeah, I remember I fell off my chair in primary school, and the afternoon turned into a conversation of leaning back on our chairs. :rolleyes: It's fun though :D

You can take it away but I know its coming back and I like it! LOL


But I don't want a fish....I want a woman! :p Unless I can find myself a mermaid and then I'ld take a creature from the sea! :naughty:


The whole afternoon was a discussion about the pitfalls of leaning back on your chair? LOL thats funny as.....I remember one of primary school teachers told the story of some girl who put her pen in her mouth and it went back into her throat and died. I don't know if its something he made up but it made me crap my dacks....speaking figuretively ofcourse! ;)

Oh yes. :pant: Lmao. ;)

Lol. That suddenly reminded me of the video to U2's 'Electric Storm' Larry carrying that mermaid around. :p I'm Larry's mermaid ... :D :laugh:

Haha yeah I can't remember much because I was young, but it was funny.

Eeew wtf. They were probably lying, that's gross. Teachers alway lie ... grr ... stpuid teachers ... stupid school .... lol :rolleyes:

Oh yeah, of course. I believe you. ;) Defenitly. Hehe. You shit your pants, you shit your pants .... lol jk

Its just not right to tease a guy like this! LOL


Can't say I've seen that video.....so how do mermaids reproduce? Anyone know? LOL


Always have to be the centre of attention don't ya? :p I remember primary school for two things. One was times table which I was good at and the other was girls going from eh whatever to hello! LOL



Yeah but it had its desired effect....lol. School wasen't that bad.....lots of holidays hehe.


These pants are meant to have a brown patch I tell ya....I swear! *runs off crying* LOL

Awwww. Lol. ;) Sorry, but you know you love it ... hehe.

Well I was actually the mermaid on the video, and behind the scenes, well, let's just say, I can answer that question. :laugh: :D
That's actually an interesting question ... lol. But watch that video, omg she gets to lie in the BATH with him!! I mean wtf that's not right, thats unfair and cruel.

HEY! :crying: No cream for you!!! muahaha ;)

:laugh: :laugh: You mean from scratching them and pulling their hair to hello ;)
I remember primary for quite a few reasons ... running down the corridors, making havoc at lunch time, being mean to my teachers, and ... oh yeah, playing wrestling with the guys on the grass outside ... :laugh: lol

Haha yeah that was about the only good thing. To me. Lol.

Eeeeww grosssssssssss lol

You're messing with my head I tell ya! But yes I love it! LOL


I don't think his wife would be pleased to hear about this little episode! :laugh: Am I supposed to care that some girl lay in the bath with him? lol jk

Okay I'll be good.....I promise! ;) Or bad whichever you prefer hehe.


LOL something like that....I was kind of nerdy in the early and middle years of primary school. I was the king of general knowledge! hehe But by the end I noticed the changes shall we say lol.


[quote=- hayley -]Haha yeah that was about the only good thing. To me. Lol.
Fair enough.....


RUN OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO GET ON THAT SEAT! oh that gross.....hehe

I know you do ... ;) lol

You just ruined my buzz ... you don't mention Larry's wife! She has nothing to do with it!! It's me and Larry! WAAAHHH :crying:

I'm sure you know by now ... :naughty: hehe.

Hahaha seems like we were very different in primary school. :p I was always the one pullling the faces in the class photo, screaming at the top of my lungs in class, and basically, being a little shit. :p Lol. I was a ratbag. :D

Eew dude ... visions ... bad visions ... *runs away*

A year of this will drive me insane! LOL


Oh so you think its okay to doing that with a married man do ya? DO YA? lol jk


I have being very bad, I must be disciplined! :laugh:


lol I was the quiet little kid who the teachers probably loved, and I'm sure my parents didn't mind. I've found as I've got older I've gotton more outgoing but as a little kid I was a quiet one.


Miss.Smith can I go home and change my pants? :laugh:

I'm good at driving people insane .... :D Are you sure you still want to go with me? Now's the time to pull out! LMAO joking, I will tone down ... I promise! ;)

Hey it was his fault, and I just couldn't resist! I mean, that body ....... :pant:


Yes, you must! :spank: Muahahaha.

Haha aww how cute. :D Glad that you have gotten more outgoing, as I can see. :D ;)

Ugh .... lol

Still feeling effects of last night. Mates and I decided to go clubbing, got drunk as before we went out. Made mistake of taking some drinks with us. 3 of us got fined for drinking on streets. So pissed me off. Advice also dont try bribe cops in Perth. I offered him the price of fine if I could pay it on spot and forgot whole thing. But instead he says "Sorry sir you have committed another offence, bribery". So he shoves the fine up to 100 bucks. What a dickhead.

I got paid today :D

Oh a $100 fine that is one expensive night out.........

:eek: That sucks, would have ruined your night, well at least you know not to take booze with you next time

No shit. Cant believe they fined me for "bribery". Just got home from BBQ that was like 10 metres from beach. Played cricket and footy, had a shitload to drink, good times by all.

Yeah, bribery, that's a load of bullshit, for sure.

Gosh! I'm so confused with life,I don't know wether I'm coming or going :eek: :wtf:

Yup, feel the same way. Take one day at a time!

Today I am going to see Third Day in concert. I'm pretty excited cos they are just huge. :bounce:

Hi Donna! I hope you have a great time at the concert :) I've seen them in concert before to!


I'm friggen tired,going to go to bed :goodnight

third day? are they playing in melbourne? i had no idea they were playing down here....... :(

I dont know about melbourne at all but they are doing 2 shows in sydney! I am rather shocked myself.

I'm surprised they are in Australia at all, I really want to go but I finally got the power window fixed in my car and its costing me $200. :mad:

im going out mountain boarding tomorrow. :D

Mountain boarding huh? Your braver than I am ;)

I need to go out to ghetto mart today,oh what fun :rolleyes:

yeh my brother inlaw is coming down and we go mountain boarding alot its a laugh, come back with lots of cuts and bruises tho :)

mountain boarding? is that snow-boarding without the snow? :confused:

I love Pearl Jam :D

oh for saying that i could kiss you! :laugh:

please pj come to aus on your next tour.....pppplllleeeasseee! :)

LOL, I'm jamming to Binaural. I know this one doesn't get much credit, but I love this fricken album. And I hope they come your way, hide.

that IMO is their weakest album but most bands have not created an album as good as pj's worst. the production on that album from tchad blake is poor but songs like "light years" and "nothing as it seems" are top notch. they were the first bad i saw and i don't know if that is such a good thing. every bad i see will be compared to that experience and i doubt if anyone will surpass it.

I don't know if it's their weakest, but I really like it. I listen to it a lot. The one I listen to least is Riot Act, but that's right now. I always go in spurts with PJ, LOL...Vitalogy is my favorite! Nothing As It Seems is my favorite song on Binaural.

Wow, that was the first band you ever saw??? Lucky you!

yeah my first gig was when they came out here i think 2 years ago now. his voice is at least as good live as in the studio and eddie is a funny guy. he made this funny joke about george bush and our prime minister (that would be john howard) that had everyone in stitches. my fav pj albums would be vs, no code and yield. their last two albums are their weakest IMO......

OMG, I love No Code, too. And right on about Eddie. He always represents well. He is never off. It's amazing. It must be all that wine he sips, hehe. I have sung in weddings, and I always take a little nip just to relax the muscles a bit. Helps open up the vocal cords ;).