i'm really glad you're having such a great sun-bathing in my fair country. just a word of warning please don't particpate in any of the beach cricket games. i wouldn't want another kiwi cricketer to embarass themselves. :D

so let me get this straight.....for the price of a plane ticket i get a personal servant who will give me massages and do all my chores? *strikes mr.burns pose* EXCELLENT! lol

Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaan, all this talk about beaches...I LOVE the beach, but I have to wait a few more months for summer. :(...Don't get too sunburned, you guys ;)

try not ta! oh i would love to have a pool.......pain to clean though.

I'm sure I'll run out of beer in no time!! ;)

Ehehe. Well, I will do that once I come home from the beach ... will be .... NEVER! Muahaha. But, for a special treat you can come down to the beach and I will give you that massage now :D

we've being at the beach all day, i'm hot and tired and i'm the colour of a lobster. can't we go now? for dinner i would like some kebabs for entree, than a roast turkey for dinner and some pavlova for dessert and also some dinner mints. can you handle that? :D

Just 10 more minutes. :D

Okay, so that's a vegetable stirfry for the entree, then a homeade vegetarian pizza for dinner, and then pavalova for dessert! And sure, some dinner mints if you behave yourself. Aww I'm so proud of you that you're not eating meat, well done! ;)

Dammit, now you guys are making me hungry!!!

:laugh: See aren't vegetables so appealing ;)

*spits out food*
vegeterian pizza?
vegetable stirfry?
you're treading on thin ice WOMAN! ;)
ummm i have to go out and buy some things for the house *speaks quietly with evil laugh* i think i'll have to head down to kfc and grab me a zinger burger meal, what she doesn't know won't hurt her!

Geez so much talk of food. All ive got is last nights chinese. Oh, and lovely beer. Tooheys Extra Dry :D

You don't like my cooking? :crying: YOU MADE ME CRY!!! I'm going to live on the beach, you can cook your own food and give yourself massages! :D

Yes .... I think I need to .... uhh ... clean the house up a little. *accidently chucks out all traces of meat* woops! ;)

i'm sorry your cooking is lovely, fantastic in fact but a man needs his meat. accidentently chucks meat out my arse! :D glad to see you're trained so well in clearing though lol. my car is a little dirty would ya? ;)

No seriously, I did it by accident! :D

I think I need something in return. TAKE ME ME TO THE BEACH! ;) But sure, I'll clean out your car. A little afraid of what I might find, but I'll do it netherthelss. Damn it I'm starting to think I shouldn't have come here, I'm a slave! :( lol

do i hear complaining? you fradulently spend $1000 off my credit card and you COMPLAIN? i've always wanted to say this......"no soup for you" (from seinfeld lol). :D

Hey! I'm pretending that you agreed for me to take that money!! ;) Don't burst my happy little bubble! And by the way, stop yelling, you're spitting in my face. ;)

I don't watch Seinfeld ... you're weird .... :D Just kidding of course lol ... or am I? :D:D