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Lipstick stain on the new white shirt you wore to work when you were fooling around with your secretary in the break room while skipping out on a board meeting and telling your wife you were staying late at the office to finish your paperwork, meanwhile neglecting your four kids and missing their parent-teacher conferences so you could bang some fluzie on a tiled lenolium floor surrounded by filing cabinets and having to pay off a co-worker (who just so happens to be your daughter's boyfriend) who walked in on you and threatened to have you both fired for ruining all the doughnuts in what can only be described as "a ring toss game" and trying to use the toner cartridge from the photocopier as something it most definetly wasn't, so now your daughter's boyfriend will definetly be banging his hoe because of a little thing called blackmail he has on you even though he's already banged your wife and you're still able to make it home in time to watch Ken Jennings kick major ass on Jeopardy and eat cold leftovers for dinner.


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um.... yeah

reefer

LOL. You missed the joke. The inanimate object was only the lipstick stain. The rest was just describing it and how it got there. You should have started with "N". :D

Anyway, carrying on with what you have...

Relic


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ahhh shit, i don't care

corn starch baby powder

Now thats not the way you play :D I Can Brain Storm Spray Starch Flea Powder

LOL.
Once again I find myself asking... what in the name of hell are you talking about?? :wtf:


Roofing Tile


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Creedsis: there's not a big enough :wtf: smilie to express my dumbfoundedness right now

electric blanket

LOL. :roll: (not enough of that to show how hard I'm laughing right now, either!!)

Turnip


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porno flick

Kelp


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is kelp inanimate? i thought it was living

pasta sauce

Not after it's dead. :D


Erectile Tissues


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sumbitch


Spam (the "meat", not junk email)

Map of Antartica


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