I gotta need a joke...Help me!
 

Hey guys...I gotta need a very quick and VERY bad American joke...Can you guys help me out?

At least I hope so!:bounce:

I know some Yo Mama jokes:D

Go ahead Julie! I'm happy for all of 'em! As bed as better!:D (or how to say it)

Yo Mamas like a brick:) Shes flat and gets laid by mexicans

I got that from someone else here:D Can't remember who though:rolleyes:

Okay...Yeah, that's a bad one!:D Please keep wroting! That's only one, I want more!



:hammerlol

:eek: Julie! Spank Spank!!! LOL!!!!:D :P

Re: I gotta need a joke...Help me!
 

You know how you can tell a blonde has been useing her vibrater? Her two front teeth are chipped....:P :)

Sorry:embarass: I usually don't tell dirty jokes like that:embarass: :angel:

that would be me :D

Oh ya! It was you Dan:dancing: :dancing: :dancing:

how bout these-
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac?


i dont have a cadilac in my garage!


Whats worse than 5 dead babies stapled to a tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees!

whats small, red, and scratches at the window?

a baby in a microwave!

Those were kinda sick:eek: :eye:

oh yeah!

I had a friend that use to tell those kinda jokes all the time

Yeah, that's good Jim! Keep jokeing!:D