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Funny Jokes (sexual content)
A friend e-mailed me these. Thought you may like them.
Question: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Answer: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob. Question: Why does a penis have a hole in the end? Answer: So men can be open minded. Question: What's the speed limit of sex? Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Question: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Question: What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Question: What are the only three words needed to ruin a man's ego? Answer: "Is it in?" Question: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Question: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? Answer: One of his fingers is clean. Question: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Answer: Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Question: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. H-D :suave: |
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not that funny
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Thanks for sharing :smokin: |
oh God... lol
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*snorts in laughter* Wow. Amazing stuff. Where did you get them?
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