Words that sound dirty, but aren't
 

Canonical Erection
The rite by which the house of a religious order is sanctified and officially recognized by the [Catholic] Church.

Cockhorse
1. orig. Apparently a nursery term, applied to anything a child rides astride upon, as a stick with a horse's head, a hobby-horse, any one's leg or knee. Hence ride on a (or a-) cockhorse.

Cockmaster
One who rears game-cocks

Dick test
test to determine susceptibility or immunity to scarlet fever by an injection of scarlet fever toxin

Faggot-vote
A vote manufactured for party purposes, by the transfer to persons, not otherwise legally qualified, of sufficient property to qualify them as electors.

Fagottist
A performer on the bassoon, bassoonist.

Fornical
Pertaining to the fornix (an anatomical arch or fold, esp. an arched formation of the brain)

Glory-hole
A place for rubbish or odds and ends, as a housemaid's cupboard, or a lumber room.

Tit-warbler
A bird of the subfamily Parinae (Swainson)

Windfucker
Name for the kestrel [species of Hawk].


For a bunch more, visit http://home.earthlink.net/~ortyortwein/id18.html


H-D :pimp:

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**wishing there was an emoticon for ROTLF and banging fist on floor**

cockhorse and cockmaster were funny as......
there is a bird called a windfucker?

I always thought masticate sounded pretty nasty

Im Writing These Downs ....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL..... :roll: :roll: :roll: Im Serious THANK YA H~~D :rockon: :D

HAAAAAAAAAAA, Yes I Wonder Why ? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,

That reminds me, the Navy called its enlisted Seamen and its Brigadear, Major, and LT Generals are called Rear Admirals. Rear Admiral, that sounds like the porn star name I'd go by.

hahahaha great loved them all :D you rock H-D

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH a Bird called a Windfucker ahahahaha

Give whoever named that thing a MEDAL

well, i've heard of cockhorse & tit-warbler
i'm not even sure what to think of "windfucker".... how can that even get named that????

yeah, masticate always is entertaining around people who dont know what it means (to chew)


"dude, i had to masticate the crap out of my sausage this morning. it was all hard and stuff" was the guys who taught me its' favorite, or something like that.

:hammerlol @ masticate
there's another word, i remember reading or thinking of just this afternoon, that was pretty dang hilarious sounding. similar to masturbate (& masticate, too lol)