okay cool its preddy funny! :D

iu thot the locking tremonti in a closet part was hilarious

:laugh: :laugh: :roll: :roll: That was so funny!!

Stapp: "If you win, we'll stop trying to copy you, but if we win, then all the songs that you guys write will be given to us. And our songs become your songs." :lolsign:

Jeff to Mark: "I guess you don't know how to handle your balls" :rofl:

"...then he slapped them each on the behind. The drummer let out a girlish yelp when he was slapped, and then tried to hide a smile. I think he enjoyed it. I think he enjoyed it a little too much ... the game resumed" :laugh:

This part is off the whole basketball game, but one of the funniest bits...
Jeff (talking about sherbert): "Yeah, it's icecream, but it's a different kind of icecream. It's more ... sherbety ... " :D LMAO

That was so funny, some parts I had tears in my eyes, thanks handmedown, that was the best thing I've read today :D

don't mention it, yeah its funny as hey? probably would have being better if the writer bothered to learn the names of the band besides stapp but it was hilarious nonetheless!

Yeah, it still cracked me up :D

started reading it, it was alright, but it got too long, so i skipped to the angus the eagle part... that was pretty funny
one thing i dislike, though, is when anyone but The Onion tries to write tongue-in-cheek stories. especially when they're bashing 'em, as this article did. in the very least, The Onion is humorous. this story just became monotonous, esp. the part about the theological seminary and all that bashing. i just thought of one thing, though: this author seems to be against Christianity, but if he is, then why does he object to Stapp's Jesus poses? in fact, why do any anti-Christians object to them?