it really pissed me off its not that i like him or anything but hes just stupid to do that

Lala bump thread

I'm gonna be on TV tomorrow :D

REALLY?!?! Haha way cool, what for?

okay another dodgy aussie joke lol......

an aussie guy recently moves to another part of the country which just happens to be a small rural town on the outskirts of a main city. one of the guys in the town does the neighbourly thing and says "hey mate i'm having a party and considering you're new i thought i'ld invite you along. just one thing there will be some pot there". the other guy says no problem i'll bring my own stash". the guy then says "they're also be some drinking so hopefully you don't mind that". new guy says "na mate i don't mind a drink, i'll bring some of that as well". the first guy says "they'll probably be some hmmmm sex as well if you don't mind". "oh no problem at all, being a while since i've had a route. so how many people will be at this party"? first guy says "oh mate its just me and you....."!

Oh that was great ... :laugh: :laugh: One of your best yet. :D

And I loved how you spelt the 'route' It's root, get it right! :D;)

Haha that was good

oh why thankyou but the big test is if anna likes it! see she thinks some of my jokes are lame! :laugh: oh its root? oh okay see i don't talk like that....i'm much more cultured.....*cough bullcrap cough* ;)

No never, youre a comedian :D :D

Hahaha ... cultured .... Michael, cultured? Wait, let me catch my breath here! ;) Hhahaha ... yes it's root ... root root root! lol

lol but I could never do stand-up, I'ld freeze and make a complete fool of myself! :laugh: Well if you enjoy them then how thats one person with a smile on their face! ;)

and you must learn the Queen's English....enough of this dodgy American CORRUPTION of English! ;) its CENTRE....CENTRE! ;) oh its and sense not sence..... ;)

You always leave me laughing. :D

Who invited the spelling police here? Help, help me someone! ;)

well it doesn't seem to much of a challenge..... ;)


we don't need to invited, we come when you don't want us just like parking inspectors! :laugh: oh how i hate those guys....i kill them! ;)

hehehehehe

:mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: DAMN DIAL UP

wow the joke passed the test! ;)

it did indeed ;)