The story thread
 

ok,i'll start with something and you'll go on...

Last night I had a dream...........

I was driving in my car with the radio on when suddenly.......

this big FAT guy with a pot belly jumped out in front of my car, and screamed at me....

Had to stop, lest I ruin my car. He comes to my window. At first, I'm ready to floor it, thinking this cook is some kind of deranged lunatic. But, just before I can speed off, I notice a couple of tickets in his hand. Curious, I take a closer look through my window and...

this strip bar where I could see Pamala Anderson doing it to Joanna Jo Lee. It was so much fun. Then Pamala saw me and we went back to her car and then Kid Rock approch then...

I threw up from reading Scutley's post. So I snapped out of that dream and really looked at the tickets. They were backstage passes to Creed's show in Ft Wayne, In. How about that?

;) that's better.
So i looked through my wardrobe to decide what i was going to wear, (i have to look good for Mr. Stapp!!!!;) )and was horrified when i saw....

That my lil 10 year old bratty brother had gotten into my closet and burned all my clothes...:mad: now I have nuffen to wear butt...:eek:

his clothes. Now, I know they're only 10-year old clothes and they'll be tight, but that's ok. It'll turn Mr. Stapp on. Oh, wait, I'm a guy. Oh, yeah. Woe, what a weird dream this is.

ha ha.;)
so i go into his room, look in his closest, and found a tight mini-skirt....a real pretty one that's all sparkley:D BUT WAIT, WHY DOES MY BRO HAVE A MINI-SKIRT?? i look down on the ground, and find a bra, and a thong!!!!;) OMG!!!! i go to find him, to ask him what the hell is going on, and see him in my room......

And I ask him, what da hell are you doing with a bra, and a thong in your room? Uh, uh, it's... then my 15 year old friend Mandy popped her head out from under my bed, and said...:P

That thong and those panties make your brother look fat.

having a beer with Mark Tremonti.

:confused:

Yeah, the little punk was having a beer with Mark.