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dead man tell no tales
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i have nothing more to say except that I lost !!!!! i cant believe i was so stupid with this guy...not sure why i said it....sorry
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...................no man, Daves not here.:)
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You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest!- Captian Jack Sparrow
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Once Pandit Nehru was delivering a speech to a select audience. Suddenly he
said, "the most beautiful moments of my life were those which I spent in the shadow of love of somebody else's wife" and then he paused, there was a pin drop silence in the hall. Then he asked the audience "would anyone of you know who she was?" Still the silence continued, thereafter he himself broke the silence,” she was my mother!" and the audience responded with a thunderous applause |
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Yer damned if you do and yer damned if you don't - Bart Simpson
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin' |
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Thats why I stay single Ana;) I don't have to figure guys out that way,lol. To complicating for me,lol. Takes to much work as well:D I wish you better luck next time:hugs: |
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