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The Black Heart Procession;

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haha tab pastes! yeaaahhh!!

mine: hehe was working on something for a choir:
http://www.kunstderfuge.com/_/messia...%29unknown.mid

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...MESE%3AIT&rd=1

Anyone wanna buy!

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no not the girls. i mean they just seem to have integrity but totaly cave when they like a guy, same with glen with a girl

oh yeh! that was from msn when my friend didnt get the message cos she was bumped off!

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Verse 1:
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
When I wander through the desert, and I’m longing for my home
Asus2 C#m
All my dreams have gone astray,
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
When I’m stranded in the valley, and I’m tired and all alone
Asus2 C#m
It seems like I’ve lost my way


Pre-chorus:
F#m Asus2 F#m Asus2
I go running to your mountain, where your mercy sets me free


Chorus:
E C#m
You are my strong tower, shelter over me
Asus2
Beautiful and mighty, everlasting king
E C#m
You are my strong tower, fortress when I’m weak
Asus2 Bsus2 C#m Asus2
Your name is true and holy, and your face is all I seek


Verse 2:
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
In the middle of my darkness, in the midst of all my fear
Asus2 C#m
You’re my refuge and my hope
Bsus2 Asus2 C#m Bsus2
When the storm of life is raging, and the thunder’s all I hear
Asus2 C#m
You speak softly to my soul
I love this song and was sending it to a friend to learn so we could play it together next time we meet.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain...do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too

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C:\Program Files\Adobe\Adobe Photoshop CS2\Plug-Ins


for a new plugin for my photoshop program

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okay i am gonna put someone elses copy and paste on here cos I am on a college computer...here goes!

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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."
# It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

# The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

# Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

# The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

# Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

# Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

# Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

# Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

# When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.