Time to bring back the story thread
 

k once there was a story thread where i make a part and people add parts on exc.
it was probly on this bbs but might have been on the one before it. anyways its time to bring it back so ill make a intro to a story and you post your part. bla bla bka


One day a kid named dave was walking down the street when he saw.....

What looked like a dog, but it really was...

...a large hairy boy from Canada. He wore a pink feather boa and stiletto heels.

He then turned around and walked face to face with a crazy old american woman who wore a shirt saying "creedfeed"

With the crazy old woman wearing a shirt with Creedfeed, was another crazy old woman, and she, too, had a Creedfeed shirt on...

And, fearing for their lives from the Canadian hairyboy, the proceeded to beat him with his stiletto heels. He suddenly turned and......

And, wheeling around, he tried to whack the Creedfeed ladies with his feather boa...

and then teri woke up from her dream with a pack of crack in her right hand and a joint in her other, she then got up and....

yelled Xterminator You ______ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(fill in the blank however you wish) Then she jumped in her car and...

Flipped X the bird as she drove off :finger: :lolsign:

Unfortunately for X, the other old lady with the Creedfeed shirt had caught X's feather boa in the car door and was dragging him behind.....

... a tree, where she proceeded to lecture him on the ills of messing with crazy Creedfeed ladies and having respect for his elders...He then begger her for...

....forgiveness, apologizing profusely for his idiotic, inane, immature and child-like behaviour. "It's not really my fault," he said, "I'm Canadian".

"Harrumph," the crazy Creedfeed lady uttered..."That's a poor excuse, and I refuse to let you get away with what you did," the crazy Creedfeed lady said to the apologetic Canadian. "Your punishment shall be..."

Nothing
and then Teri once again woke up inside a mental institution wearing a straight jacket upside down.
"gee i wonder why i ahve such unpradctical dreams?" wondered teri, then she realizes that she WAS in a mental instituion.

so the kid wh owas walking does the street saw a store and......