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hayley 01-23-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
lol i just knew you were going to pick that up, i guess i did leave myself open for that line! :laugh:

I hope that's not true! ;) Just kidding, lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti
Didn't Bother to see if this was posted... but...


"The Bigger The Cushion- The Sweeter The Pushin"- Spinal Tap

:eek: Ugh lmao

aussiecreeder 01-24-2005 01:58 AM

only one way to find out! ;)
sweeter the pushin hey? na i much prefer girls to be thinner but not superthin. these "supermodels" with their sticky figures are unattractive at best to me.

Wylde-Tremonti 01-24-2005 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
only one way to find out! ;)
sweeter the pushin hey? na i much prefer girls to be thinner but not superthin. these "supermodels" with their sticky figures are unattractive at best to me.

Yeah they seem to be goin for the "Starving Ethiopian" look...

creedsister 01-24-2005 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
only one way to find out! ;)
sweeter the pushin hey? na i much prefer girls to be thinner but not superthin. these "supermodels" with their sticky figures are unattractive at best to me.

Yes of course But It Makes,em More Rubbermaid ;)

aussiecreeder 01-24-2005 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti
Yeah they seem to be goin for the "Starving Ethiopian" look...


It disgusting they've got their ribs sticking out, shoulder blades sticking right out and it looks like they haven't eaten in weeks. Plus where are the curves dude? Skinny? Yes Look like you've survived a japanese concentration camp? ugh no thanks

aussiecreeder 01-24-2005 07:01 PM

I would like to explain why guys can be pigs, the explantation really is very simple.

When your boyfriend dumps you on the last day of high school before going to college....blame it on the y chromosome.
When your making love to your boyfriend and he's obviously thinking of someone else.....blame it on the y chromosome.
When he forgets your anniversary....blame it on the right chromosone.
When your meeting all his needs and you still find dirty magazines in his sock drawer....blame it on the y chromosome.
When he rolls over to sleep after you've given him pleasure and refuses to have an intimate conversation afterwards.....blame it on the y chromosome.
When he won't get up and help you with the housework cause there is a big game on the t.v.....blame it on the y chromosome.

So as you can see its not his fault he can be a jerk, its all because of the letter Y! :laugh:

And girls you're not getting off scott free don't get even me started on "mad cow disease".....oh i meant PMS! ;)

creedsister 01-24-2005 08:57 PM

I will buy it :) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Im Cools As Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee When It Comes To PMS I dont have any Hormone In Balances :) :)

RMadd 01-24-2005 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti
"The Bigger The Cushion- The Sweeter The Pushin"- Spinal Tap

yeah, that's about the same as what i've heard, and the phrase i use... "more cushion for the pushin'". aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha that's great. no skin and bones for me! a nice round ass, tig ol' bitties, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


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