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hayley 01-22-2005 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
:eek: Well considering you asked so nicely.....LMAO

Oooh, I'm privellaged! :godown: Lmao ths is too funny

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
lol yes it is, we're bad.....really bad. if i ever have a daughter and teenage guys come over i'm going to give him hell! LOL

Oh no, you can't be the Daddy from hell, your daughter will hate you! :laugh:

creedsister 01-22-2005 12:55 PM

:D im off subject here, but im LMAO, Because its like the first time i noticed this icon :godown: >>>> :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

R U Ready? 01-22-2005 01:55 PM

Lots of good quotes there. I think on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworty said somehting like women wonder if men are more complex than they seem. He said no, men just want a beer and want to see something naked.

Higher_Desire 01-22-2005 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by R U Ready?
Lots of good quotes there. I think on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworty said somehting like women wonder if men are more complex than they seem. He said no, men just want a beer and want to see something naked.

LOL. Yeah, I remember that. He said from the time we exit the womb until we enter into the grave, that's what we're thinking. Even an 80 year old guy in a nursing home hobbling around with a walker is thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see somethin' naked. Whoa! Not that! Not that!" lol.


H-D :pimp:

hayley 01-22-2005 11:01 PM

Eeew ... old men ... *shudders*

aussiecreeder 01-22-2005 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by R U Ready?
Lots of good quotes there. I think on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworty said somehting like women wonder if men are more complex than they seem. He said no, men just want a beer and want to see something naked.



lol its girls who tend to read too much into things, us guys really don't really ask for much! lol

aussiecreeder 01-22-2005 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by - hayley -
Oooh, I'm privellaged! :godown: Lmao ths is too funny


Ah what are you doing? I'm bleeding.....i'm bleeding! :eek: LMAO


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Oh no, you can't be the Daddy from hell, your daughter will hate you! :laugh:

Yeah but I was a teenage guy not too long ago and I so know how they think. Therefore there will be cavity searches any lie detector tests of any guy who walks into the house who is over the age of 13 and not related. hehe jk

RMadd 01-22-2005 11:42 PM

yeah, my idea of a great time? a chair, 2 free hands & ESPN on the tv. one hand w/ a beer, maybe a paper or magazine in the other. oh, and the most important part: a hot chick riding your cock.

hayley 01-23-2005 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
Ah what are you doing? I'm bleeding.....i'm bleeding! :eek: LMAO

Oh dude ... that was mean ... :mad1: :mad: :mad1: From what I'm told, I'm good! :laugh: :laugh: LMAO ;)

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
Yeah but I was a teenage guy not too long ago and I so know how they think. Therefore there will be cavity searches any lie detector tests of any guy who walks into the house who is over the age of 13 and not related. hehe jk

:eek: A lie decector test, just like my Dad ;)

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Originally Posted by RMadd
oh, and the most important part: a hot chick riding your cock.

Geesh, what a lovely way to put it ;)

aussiecreeder 01-23-2005 12:13 AM

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Oh dude ... that was mean ... :mad1: :mad: :mad1: From what I'm told, I'm good! :laugh: :laugh: LMAO ;)

I think I'm going to be out of action for a couple of days......LOL. lol this is funny.....


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:eek: A lie decector test, just like my Dad ;)

hehehe you can never be too careful with these boys i tell ya! ;)


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Geesh, what a lovely way to put it ;)

Yeah thats something you'ld hear in the changerooms in your footy team......all class lol.

hayley 01-23-2005 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
I think I'm going to be out of action for a couple of days......LOL. lol this is funny.....

A couple of days? Well at least I didn't do too much damage! :laugh:

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
hehehe you can never be too careful with these boys i tell ya! ;)

Yeah, I guess you're right! :D hehe

aussiecreeder 01-23-2005 05:09 AM

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A couple of days? Well at least I didn't do too much damage! :laugh:

I'm wounded but my little solider will fight on! :laugh:


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Yeah, I guess you're right! :D hehe

What's this magazine in your bag young man? :mad: LOL

hayley 01-23-2005 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
I'm wounded but my little solider will fight on! :laugh:

Lol ... :D Little soldier? :eek: ;)

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Originally Posted by aussiecreeder
What's this magazine in your bag young man? :mad: LOL

:laugh:

aussiecreeder 01-23-2005 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by - hayley -
Lol ... :D Little soldier? :eek: ;)


lol i just knew you were going to pick that up, i guess i did leave myself open for that line! :laugh:

Wylde-Tremonti 01-23-2005 09:46 PM

Didn't Bother to see if this was posted... but...


"The Bigger The Cushion- The Sweeter The Pushin"- Spinal Tap


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